Ironically true...joke
...I've received this joke online it's ironically true but at the same time funny...
(there has been 3 men caught drunk, the first was German the second was American & the third was Iraqi, & they were judged to be whipped 20 times.when the time for their whipping came the man who wanted to do it said''my wife & I just had a new born baby so I may give each of you one wish''
so the German said: ''attach a pillow to my back''
& after the 10ths whip the pillow was scattered & his back was bleeding & he was crying,
so when the time came for the American he said:''attach two pillows to my back''
but the pillows couldn't hold either,
when the man came to the Iraqi guy he said''because you are an Arab & one of us you may have two wishes.
so he said ''I need you to raise my whips to 100 & attach the American guy to my back'')
(there has been 3 men caught drunk, the first was German the second was American & the third was Iraqi, & they were judged to be whipped 20 times.when the time for their whipping came the man who wanted to do it said''my wife & I just had a new born baby so I may give each of you one wish''
so the German said: ''attach a pillow to my back''
& after the 10ths whip the pillow was scattered & his back was bleeding & he was crying,
so when the time came for the American he said:''attach two pillows to my back''
but the pillows couldn't hold either,
when the man came to the Iraqi guy he said''because you are an Arab & one of us you may have two wishes.
so he said ''I need you to raise my whips to 100 & attach the American guy to my back'')